Track Listing
Hey Dad They Let Me In The Frat - ^top^
I'm Daddy's little prodigy
I'm sitting in the White House today
It took some lawyers to get me in the door
Welcome to your new American way
And I brought myself some oil men
Who can help me pull the strings
Got a spread the tanks, to fill my buddies' banks
And let your freedom sting
Oh I got an agent orange tie
To match my bible belt
I shook hands with some soldiers
But I'll never know how they felt
Stick your neck out in the dirt for me
While I stand behind the flags
I'll give you respect if you write me a check
I'll bring the riches if you bring the rags
Get the Mexicans in the trucks
Get the arsenic in the cups
Tell the foreigners good luck
Tell the welfare moms they're stuck
Oh yeah
I met a high rise hooker
I asked her for a cheap Kenneth Lay
She asked me if I had a future
I said, "Daddy's gonna pay my way"
Well our old Middle East business partners
You know we had to attack
My Daddy gave them money, guns, and power
And I had to take it all back
Gave some sound bites to the masses
Cos the issues too complex
Gonna get my laso 'round Castro
That commie's goin' down next
When I start lying I can't stop
Pause for a moment for my photo op
I bought my way in cos my Dad bought the Court
The anchors hold the truth
I'd Dan Rather not report
I'm the White House resident
I'm a corporate investment
The unelected President
Network silencing dissent
Oh yeah
Hey Dad they let me in the frat
I got some blood to spill
I got a democracy to kill
I got a destiny to fulfill
And you can all pay the bill
Co-Captain - ^top^
I was the co-captain of my JV football team
And I still like to think about it
I tell every chick at every keg party
Sometimes I whisper it.sometimes I shout it
I got a twinkle in my eye
And as you can see.I'm a snappy dresser
I dropped out of junior college
After one really tough half semester
And now I got a job making $6.25
And next year I'm getting dental insurance
It's not my fault my mom still makes my bed
I got the strength but she's got the endurance
I went to the bank and I took out a real big loan
I spent it all on a brand new truck
And in just nine years it'll be my own
I'm smart enough to microwave my own dinner
I wore skin tight undershirts in the middle of winter
I'll get you some beers just as long as you don't snitch
I'm the coolest motherfucker doing donuts in the parking lot..bitch
Hey pretty baby you're in luck
I just waxed the hubcaps on my truck
Open up the door and step into my dream
Did I mention I was the co-captain of my JV football team?
And I'm taking you to the end zone tonight
After you finish all those beers
Hey sweet darlin' take my hand
I'm gonna let ya switch gears
And you can wear my old jersey
Hey pretty baby you're in luck
I got the 50 Cent remix album in my truck
Open up the door and step into my dream
Did I mention I was the co-captain of my JV football team?
I'm the coolest motherfucker doing donuts in the parking lot
Hey pretty baby you're in luck
I only owe 28 more grand on y truck
Open up the door and let's go get a DUI
Well I'll be a JV football player till the day I die
The Legend of Joey O. - ^top^
I broke up with my boyfriend for the 19th time this week
It's time like this me and my brain play a game of hide and seek
I spent all the quarters on the floor of my car on a big bottle of jack
I just quit my job at burger king and I ain't never goin' back
I found the love of my life but he went before he came
I can't remember what he looked like but I won't forget his name
Joey O.
I think you were here last night
Hey man, where the hell did you go?
Joey O.
If I passed you on the street
I honestly wouldn't know
My life feels broken down sometimes and I can use a lift
I just got a job at Gentex.it's a twelve hour shift
I do shots on my lunch break.no one notices as long as I don't talk
I passed out on the conveyer belt and woke up on the loading dock
And I sat drunk in a parking lot with a 15 year old kid
My daddy took my car keys away and I was very glad he did
I looked up at the stars and tried to make a wish come true
Well I don't care where I am I just wish I was with you
I got a bottle of whiskey and I'm howling at the moon
Well I've never seen your face but I hope I see you soon
And the best friend that I got is sitting in this shot
Glass.glass.I just fell on my ass
I just fell on my ass.I just fell on my ass
I am drunk on my ass.I am drunk off my ass
Gimme the phone.I'm drunk and alone
And I'm calling everybody I know
But they keep hanging up
They keep hanging up
