DEATH CLOCK
CAST: Dave Marcy, Hootie Greenburg
Dave Marcy stumbles upon a website that tells you when you are going to die after you submit your birthday. Soon Hootie Greenburg appears with a deep Italian accent for no apparent reason and gives death clock a try. To Dave Marcy's amazement, the website says that Hootie is going to die in 5 seconds. As Marcy stares at the screen trying to figure out what is wrong Hootie collapses onto the floor and is dead as a doornail. Cut to black as Marcy screams ..."Oh No, they've killed Hootie Greenburg!"

FRATHOUSE NARC
CAST: Dave Marcy, Hootie Greenburg
Fed up with newspapers articles implicating underage drinking in the town of Bloomsburg , Pennsylvania , Dave Marcy decides to inconspicuously go undercover to search for the truth. Wearing a wire on his chest and an undershirt with the word NARC written across the chest, Marcy follows a trail of empty beer cans to a deserted frathouse wear he begins to snoop around until he notices people coming and hides in the refrigerator. He is soon found by a horde of angry frat brothers who find the wire on his chest, stick him in a large barrel outside of the house, and roll him down a large hill.

NARCOLEPTIC NED
CAST: Hootie Greenburg, Dan Moher, Steve Stracha, Ryan Callahan
Hootie Greenburg stars as our beloved Narcoleptic Ned who falls asleep while playing a game of catch, frying and egg, and trying to make out with a hot chick. Rolph Von Lickerhymen narrates the tragic tail of Ned and delivers the famous line as our hero moves in to kiss his date....."Looks like Ned's going to get some..............Sleep that is!" as an unconscious Ned falls face first into her lap.

HOW TO APPLY A TOURNIQUET
CAST: Dave Marcy, Ryan Callahan
David Marcy takes us deep into the world of "HOW TO" video with his startling and informative demonstration of how to apply a tourniquet to a trip and fall victim using a ample twig and some caution tape. All is well until Marcy accidentally steps on the victim's injured arm post tourniquet....then gives the cutest little smile and brow raise.

WORD COINAGE
CAST: Dave Marcy, Ryan Callahan
Our wonderful world renown host Rolph takes on on a journey involving the creation of new and glorious words. Today's word is called "RUMBLENECK" which refers to the torn and dilapidated condition of the t-shirt collar worn by the loser of a fist fight....simulated to our viewers by Dave Marcy kicking the ever living shit out of Ryan Callahan.

KILLING DAVE MARCY
CAST: Hootie Greenburg, Dave Marcy, and special guest Ryan Callahan as Officer Ballshot
When Dave Marcy mysteriously gets murdered by a tooth brush slinging dishwashing glove wearing madman with poor chase skills.....it's up to Hootie Greenburg to interrogate the long lists of pathetic suspects. But when Officer Ballshot realizes that Hootie and Dave went to the same high school and Dave once beat him up for his locker and the fact that he uses Rogaine.....Hootie too becomes a suspect. This endeavor marks the first FIASCo. Production to go over 4 minutes....and also involves a wonderful chase scene in which Dave Marcy stops at a soda machine while fleeing for his life.

MARTIAL ARTS AND CRAFTS
CAST: Dave Marcy, Rob Micelli, Ryan Callahan, Hootie Greenburg, Steve Stracha, Dan Moher, Jeff Chrusch, and Greg Hafner as Pierre Barchart
FIASCo. Productions first hour long flick and prestigious winner of the 200 Pi Kapp Frathouse Golden Squirell for excellence in beta production award. Dimsum is a Ninja from the Himalayas who is obsessed with American movies. Stewy is a pathetic art teachers who teaches students with ADD how to make love baskets out of cotton swabs. The only thing they have in common is that they've just been fired from their separate cable access shows because they had worse ratings than TJ Hooker 2000 and Bass World. Determined to get back into television the two decide to break into the studio and tape their own show called Martial Arts and Crafts. All goes well until they accidentally stumble on their old boss, a World War 1 Veteran who's been exposed to nerve gas while waiting for Swedish troops that never came....is plotting to smuggle drugs inside the studio tape cases using a French fence with a passion for strawberry wine spritzers. The rest of the plot is pretty much typical....bowling henchman in ski masks, fourwheeler chase scenes, ninjas jumping out of trees, a shirtless perverted director, a polish masseuse, an American Pie bongo solo, the last bottle of Crystal Pepsi ever, and the occasional flashback to the Himalayan Ninja Master.

BAD GENERATION COPY

PORTER SQUARE FACE OFF
CAST: Justin Ichida, Ed Byon
Our two heroes attempt to solve one of life's biggest questions. Is it faster to take the escalator or run full speed up a giant stairway.

SUCKER'S SANDWICH
CAST: Ed Byon, Justin Ichida
The typical coming of age story where the guy in the overpriced sunglasses sporting an afro and a lime green Hawaiian shirt gets real hungry and decides to beat the shit out of a street musician to steal his change to buy a hoagie. But should he beat him with a shovel, a broom, or just knock his block off with some other household weapon?

THE DREADED RED
CAST: Ed Byon, Justin Ichida...a few other guys.
A slightly overly dramatic college student is rudely interrupted from writing the greatest American screenplay ever by his friend who is stupid enough to use a red lighter, which as we all know....is the calling card of Satan.

A FEW BAD SONGS....with much worse intentions
A collection of under produced garage tunes.....made on a half dead fourtrack with a borrowed guitar and a stolen microphone. So if you're ears are starving for something with better production value go stand in line at the mall with 19 bucks in your hand like a good little consumer.

AMOTIVATIONAL SYNTAX
Insights, revelations and rants from a former antidisestablishmentarian media misfit.

CO-CAPTAIN
CAST: John Legg, Gigi Livesey, David Allen Chrusch
FIASCO.'s first music video. Directed by Amy Fedele. MTV should be calling us back any day now.
Yep....any day now.

CURRENT PROJECTS
FIASCo. Productions is currently working on several new projects such as....um....let me look around the room here.....uh.....shit....I had a really good idea yesterday when I woke up from a six hour nap and I know I wrote it down here somewhere......fuck.